Sunday, June 1, 2008

from http://www.geocities.com/lilsomeone203/learnchinese.html

instructions: try reading out loud like its hanyu pinyin. see if you get it.


Learn Chinese

No, this isn't real chinese. If you look at the words they look like they're chinese, but if you read them, you'll see it's not real :)

See me A.S.A.P.
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Gai

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!!
No Bai Dis Thing!

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?
Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright
Yu So Dum

I got this for free
Ai No Pei

I am not guilty
Wai Hang Mi?

They have arrived
Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight
Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

just for fun (:

on a serious note,

for those earth-cautious, a few small reading materials to spread around k? (:

for those who are not, better do sth, or else.. come on, spare a thot for mother earth